So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
He did a backflip because drugs
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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