his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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