And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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