i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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