Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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