I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
