The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
