my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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