brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just sent this text using only my big toe
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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