Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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