Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
