i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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