But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
