garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm drive I can fine osifer
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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