Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
This baby is an asshole
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
