I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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