We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Enjoy the penises
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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