I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
you didnt know i had herpes?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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