sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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