Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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