I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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