I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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