Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
