can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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