But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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