sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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