"it" just moved
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It's blow job season.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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