Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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