Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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