Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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