We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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