drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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