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That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i barfeds in our rink
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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