You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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