OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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