You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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