I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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