Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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