why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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