New game: find the sober person in Tbell
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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