It's Friday. Sex?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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