I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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