she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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