all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
