I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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