i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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