just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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