Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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