doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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