if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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