My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
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You. Win. At. Life.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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