Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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