This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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