you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Holy shit dude........stairs
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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