Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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