What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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