called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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